What’s worse than the ‘Dentist’ from Little Shop of Horrors, causing people pain?

Spending Thanksgiving with Ted “the Dentist” Cruz, a tea-party senator, who LOVES causing Americans pain!

“When I was young and just a bad a little kid, my papa saw tea party things I did, shooting Mexicans with a BB gun, stealing kids lunches and when I was done? I’d find an Ostrich and skin his head!”

He turned that poor ostrich into a pair of boots, then had a painting made of him wearing those boots at the Supreme Court. Well, losing at the Supreme Court.

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